Thursday, July 14, 2005

Karl-gate and the train wreck of incompetence

Given me a little blood, just a little. Take, for example, the dark spots dripping from the pen of Washington Post columnist, Richard Cohen. Suddenly I'm thrashing along with the scent of summer scandal. Karl-blood is spilling into the swarming Democrat-infested waters. Will there be enough blood for a meal? Will this meal lead to an adversarial feast reminiscent of the Clinton blow-job frenzy – This time on the other side of the isle?

I say, "Gimme a scandal, any scandal." Is the Rove death watch the silver bullet that destroys the alfred-e-newman Chief Executive? I'd feel bad about waiting for the impending crash, and possible exploding media circus, except for the fact that W seems to revel in the American partisan divide. Subsequently, I can hardly control my excitement.

In my reverie I imagine a Democrat prosecutor (supported by a further, dreamy Democratic controlled House/Senate) ireverently chomping out some Bush re-quotes.

  • Will Bush continue staring silent and blank-faced into the American eye when asked if he'll honor his personal pledge to fire anyone (in the Executive Office) who leaked the identity of CIA Agent Plame?
  • Will a zealous Democratic prosecutor use the famous Bush re-quote, "Bring it on"?
  • And will the same prosecutor utter another re-quote following a successful impeachment trial, "Mission Accomplished"?
Stay tuned and fine out....

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